Creature
Shtampuk
The top stamp-bearer. The meme has been given a number.
Shtampuk is the factory's top stamp, a legendary guest with the heaviest word in any ledger. Wherever he comes down, the matter counts as done: weighty, stately, and unmistakably important, he wastes no extra impressions and never fusses over the paperwork. They say he once issued a number to a stray meme — and it instantly became official.
His role is to finish, to press the very stamp after which you can calmly exhale. Shtampuk works slowly and solemnly, because a good stamp tolerates no haste. That's the whole no-rush factory: the point isn't to stamp fast, but to close the shift calmly and weightily, so that every impression sits straight and holds for a long time.
